question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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