can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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