Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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