i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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