Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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