Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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