I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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