So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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