Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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