She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
