the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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