If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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