you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
