You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm both gender and math confused
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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