i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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