You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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