Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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