Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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