Grow some girl-balls and come out already
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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