Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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