Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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