That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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