Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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