Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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