you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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