"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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