Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Aluinel hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten

(301): View more from Maryland

so glad i banged her when she was skinny

Fav 18 3939 1117
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

(987): View more from

im ashamed your my cousin

Fav 15 1388 3660
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(505): View more from New Mexico

I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea

Fav 7 2381 1170
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(641): View more from Iowa

Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.

Fav 4 1900 1018
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."

Fav 0 26 24
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT