I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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