yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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