I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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