Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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