you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Randomize
