awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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