Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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