Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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