i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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