You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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