Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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