You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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