Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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