Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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