All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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