Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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