You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
my shit smells like andre
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Randomize
