I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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