Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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