Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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