Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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