I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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