I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
id be glad to
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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