you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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